About Us

Our story

Ah, so you have come across our little shop. You must have found yourself off the beaten track. Fear not, for you are just as welcome here as the locals. We have lots of items for sale, but we must apologise, we have sold out of the “special meat” and our last “Bone Tearing Chainsaw” has just been collected by Bubba (he seems to buy a lot of them).

Do you need clothing? We have plenty of that in the back. It wasn’t found in the suitcases of lost hitch-hikers.  We promise. It’s all-new.

What about Movie and TV merchandise? You will find our shelves filled with the stuff. Good prices too. Perfect for taking home or sending to loved ones to remember you by for when you are gone. Not that we are planning on your death, just yet.

All custom is valued here. No matter how big or how small. We need the business to pay the bills. Our monthly electricity bill is rather large, and I assure you it has nothing to do with the electric chair that’s sat in the basement. We haven’t used that old thing in years 😉

If you decide not to buy anything, then that is also fine, we will always be happy to have you return and peruse in the future. To be honest, we enjoy the company. A good chat will help drown out the piercing screams that plague our days.

Take a look around and ignore our dog, Cujo…he’s all bite.